Kelso Quote #219
Quote from Kelso in Hyde's Christmas Rager
Eric: All right, Hyde! Your dad's apartment is the perfect place for a party. It's already trashed.
Kelso: Hey, even if half the people we invited show up, this party's gonna rock.
Jackie: Did you find the cups?
Kelso: Nope. Even better. A plastic tube and a funnel.
Fez: All this and a dirty funnel? Merry Christmas to me.
Kelso: Yeah, we don't even have to worry about germs because even though our spit backs up in the tube, the alcohol kills 'em.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Christmas Rager’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Eric: My head hurts.
Red: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.
Quote from Red
Red: Now, about last night...
Eric: You know what, Dad? Uh, before you get started, I know what you're gonna say.
Red: Oh, really? What do you know?
Eric: Um, that I was irresponsible and stupid. And I have it on good authority that I may have called you something.
Red: Like, um, "big, bald party pooper?"
Eric: For instance. But the point is, Dad, I'm really ashamed and sorry and afraid.
Red: Hmm. Okay. Well, that covers it. Okay. Good talk.
Eric: That's it? I get off scot-free? I mean, I learned a valuable lesson?
Red: Look, son, you're grown up now. You know what you did wrong. And I am too tired to keep thinking up new and exciting ways to punish you. So... Merry Christmas.
Eric: Are you kidding me? I don't get in trouble, and you're giving me a Christmas present? Oh, boy, this is the best Christmas ever! [sniffs] Actually, you know, this really smells.
Red: Yeah, those are my shoes from last night. Clean 'em, buff'em and shine 'em. Ho, ho, ho. Dumbass!
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, be nice to me. I'm lonely. I mean, okay, if there were mistletoe over me right now who would kiss me? No one. That's who.
Donna: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself and be comfortable with who you are.
Jackie: Donna, I already love myself. I just wanna French someone.