Eric: All right, Hyde! Your dad's apartment is the perfect place for a party. It's already trashed.
Kelso: Hey, even if half the people we invited show up, this party's gonna rock.
Jackie: Did you find the cups?
Kelso: Nope. Even better. A plastic tube and a funnel.
Fez: All this and a dirty funnel? Merry Christmas to me.
Kelso: Yeah, we don't even have to worry about germs because even though our spit backs up in the tube, the alcohol kills 'em.