Kelso Quote #192
Quote from Kelso in Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
Kelso: Hey, you know what'd be fun? Is if we were in an Alfred Hitchcock movie right now and we didn't know it, and then someone told us and we're like, "Oh, man, I'm in a movie."
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Donna: No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do... together.
Eric: [snorts] I doubt it.
Kelso: Oh! That is a burn.
Donna: Wait. What?
Eric: No, I- No, I didn't- I didn't mean it like that.
Jackie: Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, what the hell are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah, I don't know if you know this but you're dressed like a girl. And not a nice girl.
Fez: Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. You look stupid.
Eric: Yeah. Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you please, please toss Fez a pair of pants?
Donna: Or at least a skirt.
Fez: No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my rock-hard ass.
Donna: Fez, put it away or take it outside.
Quote from Eric
Kelso: I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. Not only do I have to wear a suit but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before.
Eric: Uh, Kelso...
Hyde: Leave it.