Eric Quote #295
Quote from Eric in Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die
Kelso: I gotta go to this stupid Halloween party with Laurie's stupid friends. Not only do I have to wear a suit but all of her guy friends act like they've done it with her before.
Eric: Uh, Kelso...
Hyde: Leave it.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Donna: No, Eric, I meant maybe there's something, you know, we could do... together.
Eric: [snorts] I doubt it.
Kelso: Oh! That is a burn.
Donna: Wait. What?
Eric: No, I- No, I didn't- I didn't mean it like that.
Jackie: Nope, sorry, Eric, that was a burn. And what's burnt is burnt. And what's burnt is Donna.
Quote from Fez
Donna: Fez, what the hell are you doing?
Kelso: Yeah, I don't know if you know this but you're dressed like a girl. And not a nice girl.
Fez: Kelso, you spilled juice all over your shirt. You look stupid.
Eric: Yeah. Hey, Kelso, while you're over there, would you please, please toss Fez a pair of pants?
Donna: Or at least a skirt.
Fez: No, I am Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. You know, my Bible-thumping host parents were really upset about my rock-hard ass.
Donna: Fez, put it away or take it outside.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Okay, Fez. Well you got a bad sprain here. Not to- to mention a run in your stocking. [laughs]
Red: So, you were running around chasing him on the roof because he took your little rubber ball.
Eric: It wasn't a ball. It was a SuperBall.
Hyde: Yeah, you should see that thing bounce. It's pretty super.
Red: Dumbasses.