Fez Quote #920
Quote from Fez in My Fairy King
[Jackie's dream sequence:]
Fez: Beauty!
Jackie: Beast! I like your haircut.
Fez: Oh, thank you for noticing. Yeah, I had them take off a little extra off the wrists. So what brings you up to the forest of no return?
Jackie: Oh, see, I wrote up this list of who my perfect match should be, and everyone thinks it's you. I mean, isn't that crazy? You're a beast!
Fez: That's true, I'm disgusting.
Jackie: Yeah. Oh, yeah, you actually have a little piece of elf right here.
Fez: Did I get it?
Jackie: No, no, here, come here. [both chuckle] Okay. Well, I'll see you later, Beast.
[As Jackie goes to kiss Fez on the cheek, he transforms from a beast into a prince]
Jackie: Beast! You're totally hot!
Fez: Holy crap! I'm going to save a fortune on razors!
Jackie: Why, you're not a beast at all. You're a handsome prince. The list was right. You are the one for me.
Fez: Then come and get the royal treatment, baby.
[Jackie wakes up to Fez in her bed:]
Fez: Jackie? Jackie! Are you okay? You were moaning in your sleep, and while I find it enjoyable, I thought I should wake you up.
Jackie: I'm fine. No, I'm fine, it's just, um...
Hilary: [o.s.] Fez? Get back in here, you beast.
Fez: Oh, coming, my Beauty. [growls]
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‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
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Bob: I was going against the wind.