Red Quote #996
Quote from Red in My Fairy King
Kitty: Oh, oh, Red, a customer. Okay, now, you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't. And if that doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg. There is an orderly at the hospital who has a fake leg and he just gets whatever he wants.
Red: Can I help you?
Man: Yeah, I need a muffler.
Red: And I appreciate your business. I mean, sure, Muffler Master can give you half off, but here at Forman and Son, you get personalized home-town service with a smile.
Man: Half off? What am I doing here?
Red: Hey, what about my damn service with a smile? I have a fake leg!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘My Fairy King’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Today was a total disaster. I didn't sell one muffler and I drove a dozen customers into the hands of my competition. If I were a younger, more flexible man, I'd shove my foot up my own ass.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, have you realized who fits every single thing on your list?
Jackie: Yeah, Elton John! And I think he's single, 'cause you never see him out with a girl.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Red, I just heard some bad news, I ran over to tell you.
Red: Bob, you live next door, why are you panting?
Bob: I was going against the wind.