Kitty: Oh, oh, Red, a customer. Okay, now, you show him that you have the personal touch that Muffler Master doesn't. And if that doesn't work, tell him you have a fake leg. There is an orderly at the hospital who has a fake leg and he just gets whatever he wants.
Red: Can I help you?
Man: Yeah, I need a muffler.
Red: And I appreciate your business. I mean, sure, Muffler Master can give you half off, but here at Forman and Son, you get personalized home-town service with a smile.
Man: Half off? What am I doing here?
Red: Hey, what about my damn service with a smile? I have a fake leg!