Fez: Well, Miss Kitty, thank you so much for having lunch with me.
Kitty: Well, I am always up for a salad and a martini in the middle of the day.
Fez: You didn't have a salad.
Kitty: Well, olives and onions are almost a salad.

Bob: Here, Donna, I made you a coupon for your birthday.
Donna: Aw. "Good for one knock-knock joke, no 'who's there' required." Wow, dreams can come true.
Bob: [chuckles] See that, Red? Kids love those. You should have made them for Eric.
Red: Yeah, I suppose I could have given him a "get my foot out of your ass free" card.

Fez: Well, I'm just glad I can come to you with all my problems.
Kitty: Well, sure you can, Fez. You can talk to me about anything.
Fez: Just to double-check, are you sure it's normal for one of them to hang lower than the other?
Kitty: Well, of course, Fez! Nobody's ears are perfectly symmetrical.