Kelso Quote #179
Quote from Kelso in Holy Crap!
Kelso: So guys, huh? Well, what do you think of the beard? Yes, it's not bad after one week, huh?
Jackie: I think it's stupid. You look like a hobo.
Kelso: Well, you're crazy.
Jackie: Well, you look like a hobo.
Kelso: Crazy!
Jackie: Hobo!
Kelso: Yeah, well, I like it. I think it looks rugged. Look how thick it's coming in.
Fez: [enters] Hello.
Donna: Wow, Fez, that's a nice beard.
Fez: It will be, once it really comes in.
Jackie: Doesn't Michael look stupid? I mean, it's not even growing in right. It's all patchy.
Fez: [laughs] Poor Patchy.
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Laurie: What about Hyde? I mean, he doesn't have to go.
Hyde: While I respect the Judeo-Christian ethic, as well as the Eastern philosophies and, of course, the teachings of Muhammad, I find that organized religions have corrupted those beliefs to justify countless atrocities throughout history. Were I to attend church, I'd be a hypocrite.
Quote from Bob
Bob: Hey, Kitty, the Pinciottis are all here. Where's the rest of team Forman?
Kitty: Oh, I'm all alone today.
Midge: All alone? Ick! That's just embarrassing.
Bob: Well, that's a shame. Because if there's anyone who has some confessing to do, it's that dirty, dirty son of yours.
Quote from Red
Eric: Hey, how about you? How come you never have to go?
Red: Eric, God and I had a heart to heart while I watched my destroyer go down in the South Pacific. We're real good. You're not. Go.