Kelso: So guys, huh? Well, what do you think of the beard? Yes, it's not bad after one week, huh?
Jackie: I think it's stupid. You look like a hobo.
Kelso: Well, you're crazy.
Jackie: Well, you look like a hobo.
Kelso: Crazy!
Jackie: Hobo!
Kelso: Yeah, well, I like it. I think it looks rugged. Look how thick it's coming in.
Fez: [enters] Hello.
Donna: Wow, Fez, that's a nice beard.
Fez: It will be, once it really comes in.
Jackie: Doesn't Michael look stupid? I mean, it's not even growing in right. It's all patchy.
Fez: [laughs] Poor Patchy.