Hyde Quote #628
Quote from Hyde in You're My Best Friend
Hyde: Fez, I don't know why you are smiling, but I promise you won't be when I sell your ass for a pack of cigarettes.
Fez: First of all, this ass is worth at least a carton. And second of all, welcome to your bachelor party.
Hyde: A bachelor party has beers and topless ladies. This place has iron bars and a bum wearing no pants sitting on my jacket. That is not a cushion.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘You're My Best Friend’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kelso: So, Saturday night, you and that husband of yours got any big plans?
Kitty: Well, we sure do. First he's taking me on The Love Boat and then he is taking me to Fantasy Island. "Ze plane, ze plane!" I love that guy, he is so little.
Quote from Leo
Leo: All right guys, sit back and enjoy the show. [music plays]
Hyde: Uh, Leo, when does the show start?
Leo: This is the show, man.
Randy: Where's the stripper?
Leo: What do we need a stripper for? We got a giant cake!
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: You know, the thing about being a cop is, we may look like normal people, I mean, I don't, obviously, but we have to go through rigorous training to be able to withstand any kind of mental, physical, or emotional pain. [eats ice cream] Ah, brain freeze! Make it stop! Make it stop!