Hyde: Fez, I don't know why you are smiling, but I promise you won't be when I sell your ass for a pack of cigarettes.
Fez: First of all, this ass is worth at least a carton. And second of all, welcome to your bachelor party.
Hyde: A bachelor party has beers and topless ladies. This place has iron bars and a bum wearing no pants sitting on my jacket. That is not a cushion.