Fez Quote #151
Quote from Fez in Kiss of Death
[hospital scene filmed in a circle:]
Eric: So, Fez, my mom says your appendix has to come out. Man, you must be in tons of pain.
Fez: Whee! Cheese puffs out, pain pills in.
Eric: Fez loves his pills.
Kelso: Boy, I wish there was a pill I could take. Get rid of my pain. A forget-about-Jackie pill.
Hyde: Hell, if they made that pill, I'd take it. Kelso, man, this is what you get for tryin' to do the right thing.
Fez: Want to know a secret? I'm not wearing anything under my dress. Look.
Eric: Whoa! Put that away! Yeah. Man, it... It just sucks when you try to do the right thing. And then she yells at you for killing her cat.
Kelso: Eric, you don't know how lucky you are. I would give anything to be able to tell Jackie I killed her cat.
Hyde: Nothin' sadder than when two people break up. Except this time, when it's funny.
Fez: By the way, Eric... If your mom ever says, "Ready for your catheter?" The answer is no.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.