Quote from Fez in Kiss of Death
[hospital scene filmed in a circle:] Eric: So, Fez, my mom says your appendix has to come out. Man, you must be in tons of pain. Fez: Whee! Cheese puffs out, pain pills in. Eric: Fez loves his pills. Kelso: Boy, I wish there was a pill I could take. Get rid of my pain. A forget-about-Jackie pill. Hyde: Hell, if they made that pill, I'd take it. Kelso, man, this is what you get for tryin' to do the right thing. Fez: Want to know a secret? I'm not wearing anything under my dress. Look. Eric: Whoa! Put that away! Yeah. Man, it... It just sucks when you try to do the right thing. And then she yells at you for killing her cat. Kelso: Eric, you don't know how lucky you are. I would give anything to be able to tell Jackie I killed her cat. Hyde: Nothin' sadder than when two people break up. Except this time, when it's funny. Fez: By the way, Eric... If your mom ever says, "Ready for your catheter?" The answer is no.