Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?

Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.

Donna: All right. well, from now on, no more secrets.
Eric: Oh! God, then I guess I have to come clean. Okay. In first grade, behind your back, I used to call you "Donna Pinch-my-Butty."
Donna: Well, you know, Eric, that's okay. 'Cause I was the first one to call you "Eric Foreskin."
Eric: You started that?
Donna: Yeah.
Eric: That's not funny. That one stuck.
Donna: Oh, shut up, Foreskin.