Eric Quote #261
Quote from Eric in Kiss of Death
Donna: How's it goin'?
Eric: Oh, pretty good. Except, I found this here kitten who told me he was looking for someone to love him.
Donna: Oh, my God! Oh, he's so cute. Thank you, Eric. That's so sweet. Oh, I hope Mr. Bonkers doesn't get jealous. Hi.
Eric: Yeah. I don't think that's gonna happen, Donna, because... I accidentally killed Mr. Bonkers. So, what are you gonna name this little fella here?
Donna: What? What are you talking about? I've had that cat since I was three. What happened?
Eric: Well... Last night, I was pulling in the car after our date...
Donna: After our date? Last night? Eric, I was looking for him, and I asked you. And you said you hadn't seen him. And you knew I was worried sick about him.
Eric: I know, Donna. That's why it was so hard to tell you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.