Red Quote #199
Quote from Red in Kiss of Death
Red: Hey there, Midge. Kitty, uh, insisted I bring this over to show our sorrow because of your loss.
Bob: Aw, thanks, Red. We were all sittin' around reminiscing about our dear departed cat, Mr. Bonkers J. Pinciotti.
Midge: Do you have a story you want to share, Red?
Bob: We'd sure appreciate it, seeing as how your son killed him.
Red: Okay. Well, I remember he used to come into my yard and, uh... And, uh... You know, I'd throw a bucket at him, or spray him with a hose, and he'd run away. Then he'd come back. I'd do it again. I guess you... You could say we kinda had our own thing. Wow. [clears throat] Well... Okay. Enjoy the casserole. [exits]
Bob: We set up a Mr. Bonkers memorial slide show in the other room.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Kiss of Death’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it's amazing how you always manage to pull the car right up to the garage, but not actually into it.
Eric: Yup. Takes a keen eye and a sure foot.
Red: How would you like your keen eye to watch my sure foot kick your smart ass?
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Donna, we're supposed to be friends. Would it have killed you to say, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk"?
Donna: Jackie, I think my exact words were, "I know you love him, but Michael's a jerk." So... have you seen Kelso since...?
Jackie: No. I mean, he's a liar and a cheater. Ugh, maybe that's how all guys are.
Donna: I know how you feel. Like, it's bad enough what Eric did to Mr. Bonkers. Then he lied to me.
Jackie: Yeah. Eric put off telling you something because he didn't want to hurt you. Whoo! That is so much worse than cheating on you with another woman. Oh, wait. No, it's not!
Donna: Oh. Wow. I guess Eric was just trying to be nice. Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jackie: Look. Let me tell you something, Donna. Until goody-goody Eric cheats on you with your stupid dead cat, I suggest you shut up.
Quote from Fez
Fez: If I was stranded on a desert island with only one form of cheese, no question, it would have to be the puff.