Eric Quote #209
Quote from Eric in Eric's Stash
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Hyde: Gee, Inspector. So if it isn't Kelso and it isn't Fez, I wonder who you could suspect? Dillhole.
Fez: Uh-oh.
Eric: Hyde, I didn't say you took it.
Kelso: [laughs] Hey, you guys know what a funny word is? Pickle-weasel!
Hyde: Forman, then say I didn't take it.
Fez: You are both bringing me down.
Eric: Hyde, why don't you just say you didn't take it?
[Kelso is still laughing when the camera pans to him]
Hyde: I shouldn't have to say I didn't.
[An uncomfortable Fez is biting his nails when the camera pans to him]
Eric: Look, just tell me you didn't and I'll totally trust you.
Kelso: You know what's a funny word? Pickle-weasel!
Hyde: How about I tell you this? Go to hell, Forman!
Kelso: Oh, my God! Jackie should clog dance! We can't lose!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Eric's Stash’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Oh, my God. You guys. Guess who's gonna be in the Miss Dairy Princess Pageant?
Fez: Oh, I know. A cow?
Jackie: No. Me!
Donna: A beauty pageant?
Jackie: Yeah! I mean, look, Donna, it's not enough that we know I'm prettier than everyone else. I want the world to know!
Donna: And what better way to do it than go on stage and parade around like a piece of meat?
Jackie: I know! I know!
Quote from Kelso
Hyde: Man, a beauty coach? What's goin' on with you?
Kelso: When Jackie wins this pageant, I am gonna be the guy with the hottest chick of all of the hot chicks.
Hyde: Yeah, Kelso, that's genius.
Kelso: Yeah, just picture it.
[fantasy:]
Bob Eubanks: And this year's Miss Dairy Princess is... Kelso's girlfriend!
Kelso: Yes! [giggles] Oh, thank you! Thank you. Thank you, Bob Eubanks.
Bob Eubanks: Mr. Kelso, now that you've been crowned, what's going to be your first order of business?
Kelso: Well, as Mr. Dairy Princess, I would like to give milk products to all of those in need. And then someday, I would like to rule an entire hot chick dairy kingdom! Settle down, girls. There's plenty of me to go around here.
Quote from Fez
Eric: So, if you'll all please avert your eyes, I have to, uh, get my secret stash of cash.
Hyde: What, you mean your Candy Land stash?
Eric: My Can... I don't keep my money in the... Candy Land box.
Fez: You moved your money from the Candy Land box?
Eric: Oh, shut up and turn around! Oh, my God, you guys. Someone stole all my money.
Fez: From Candy Land? How could such a sad thing happen in such a happy place?