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Hyde: Gee, Inspector. So if it isn't Kelso and it isn't Fez, I wonder who you could suspect? Dillhole.
Fez: Uh-oh.
Eric: Hyde, I didn't say you took it.
Kelso: [laughs] Hey, you guys know what a funny word is? Pickle-weasel!
Hyde: Forman, then say I didn't take it.
Fez: You are both bringing me down.
Eric: Hyde, why don't you just say you didn't take it?
[Kelso is still laughing when the camera pans to him]
Hyde: I shouldn't have to say I didn't.
[An uncomfortable Fez is biting his nails when the camera pans to him]
Eric: Look, just tell me you didn't and I'll totally trust you.
Kelso: You know what's a funny word? Pickle-weasel!
Hyde: How about I tell you this? Go to hell, Forman!
Kelso: Oh, my God! Jackie should clog dance! We can't lose!