Kelso Quote #133
Quote from Kelso in Laurie Moves Out
Jackie: Okay, you've been acting kind of weird ever since Laurie gave you that T-shirt, Michael.
Hyde: [imaginary] First off, act innocent.
Kelso: I don't know what you're talking about, Jackie.
Hyde: Of course, she'll explain herself.
Jackie: It's like you're hiding something.
Hyde: But you just stick to your original story.
Kelso: I'm sticking to my original story!
Hyde: Now, she'll be skeptical...
Jackie: Uh-huh...
Hyde: So go on the offensive.
Kelso: You know, Jackie, you're just being paranoid... And that hurts. Because you don't trust me, and other stuff.
Hyde: And then, she'll be so embarrassed, she'll cave and apologize to you.
Jackie: Fine. I believe you, Michael. But know this. If you're not telling the truth, I will find out, 'cause I'm smart, and you... aren't.
Hyde: Then all you have to do is forgive her.
Kelso: Okay, Jackie, I forgive you.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie Moves Out’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Honey, what's wrong?
Red: What's wrong? Everything is wrong. Damn kids today, they wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit 'em in the ass. Get a job? Ha! It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between! Sickening!
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Laurie's living with a boy?
Eric: Yes.
Kitty: Just... Just one boy, right?
Eric: Yeah, I think so.
Kitty: Well, now, see, it could have been worse.
Quote from Fez
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Eric: It was just so perfect. If I could go back in time, I'd just relive that moment over and over again. [as Laurie] "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, Daddy."
Fez: Just tell Jackie the truth. Then, if she leaves you for another man, whoever he might be, no hard feelings. You do not need Jackie. Sweet, luscious Jackie.
Hyde: You are an evil little foreign man. Don't ever change. Look, Kelso, all right, I'll help you out with Jackie, man. I'll talk you through the whole thing step by step.
Kelso: Thanks, man. You know, I guess it was wrong, what I did with Laurie. But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
[Eric is silent when the camera pans around to him]
Fez: Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off. It's almost Tuesday, right?