Jackie: Okay, you've been acting kind of weird ever since Laurie gave you that T-shirt, Michael.
Hyde: [imaginary] First off, act innocent.
Kelso: I don't know what you're talking about, Jackie.
Hyde: Of course, she'll explain herself.
Jackie: It's like you're hiding something.
Hyde: But you just stick to your original story.
Kelso: I'm sticking to my original story!
Hyde: Now, she'll be skeptical...
Jackie: Uh-huh...
Hyde: So go on the offensive.
Kelso: You know, Jackie, you're just being paranoid... And that hurts. Because you don't trust me, and other stuff.
Hyde: And then, she'll be so embarrassed, she'll cave and apologize to you.
Jackie: Fine. I believe you, Michael. But know this. If you're not telling the truth, I will find out, 'cause I'm smart, and you... aren't.
Hyde: Then all you have to do is forgive her.
Kelso: Okay, Jackie, I forgive you.