Hyde Quote #184
Quote from Hyde in Laurie Moves Out
Kelso: Hey, Hyde, thanks for your help with Jackie, man.
Hyde: Sure thing, man.
Kelso: Okay, Hyde, do you know what sarcasm is?
Hyde: No.
Kelso: Hyde, man, you almost got me caught.
Hyde: I almost got you caught? "My mom sewed my name in Eric's shirt"? You are so lame, man.
Kelso: Well, you know, half the time you act like you want me to get caught.
Hyde: Kelso, you're my friend. I don't want you to get caught. 'Cause if you get caught, then my fun is over. Right? So I'm just trying to prolong your suffering.
Kelso: Well, okay, that's a little better.
Hyde: All right. Friends for life, baby. Yeah.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Laurie Moves Out’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Kitty: Honey, what's wrong?
Red: What's wrong? Everything is wrong. Damn kids today, they wouldn't know responsibility if it walked up and bit 'em in the ass. Get a job? Ha! It's just party all night, dance all day, and sex everywhere in between! Sickening!
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Laurie's living with a boy?
Eric: Yes.
Kitty: Just... Just one boy, right?
Eric: Yeah, I think so.
Kitty: Well, now, see, it could have been worse.
Quote from Fez
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Eric: It was just so perfect. If I could go back in time, I'd just relive that moment over and over again. [as Laurie] "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, Daddy." "Hi, Daddy."
Fez: Just tell Jackie the truth. Then, if she leaves you for another man, whoever he might be, no hard feelings. You do not need Jackie. Sweet, luscious Jackie.
Hyde: You are an evil little foreign man. Don't ever change. Look, Kelso, all right, I'll help you out with Jackie, man. I'll talk you through the whole thing step by step.
Kelso: Thanks, man. You know, I guess it was wrong, what I did with Laurie. But I was just amusing myself, you know? And that's the key to life, right? Never stop amusing yourself.
[Eric is silent when the camera pans around to him]
Fez: Unless it starts to chafe. Then you should take a week off. It's almost Tuesday, right?