Midge Quote #35
Quote from Midge in Red's Birthday
Carol: Horses are beautiful. And they're very smart. They can count, you know.
Kitty: Oh, honey, honey, you... You just... You just gotta shut up.
Ted: Speaking of, has anyone read Equus? I gave a copy to Midge, but, no offense, sweetie... It may be a little too deep for her.
Midge: Wait a minute. What do you mean, "No offense?"
Ted: Well, I mean, don't be offended.
Midge: Oh.
Bob: Listen, you insult my wife one more time, you're gonna be wearing your steak as a hat.
Ted: Hey, I... I'm sorry.
Midge: Oh, Bob, that was so sweet. Like in high school, when you used to hit people just for looking at me. Remember?
Bob: Of course I remember. I still have the scar from Joe Abbruzzi's dental plate.
Midge: [kisses Bob's hand] You big bear.
Bob: [growl] I, uh, left my wallet in the car, Midge.
Midge: I left my... sex with Bob in the car. Bye!
Red: Check, please! Ah. [hands check to Ted] There you go, that's for you. Come on, Kitty.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Red's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: What the hell kind of a world are we living in? "Hey, let's date other people!" "Hey, let's date other people, but ditch 'em and do it in a car!" That's enlightened? In my day, we called them degenerates, and we stoned them. With big rocks.
Kitty: Oh, you did not.
Red: Well, we should have.
Quote from Hyde
Donna: Yeah, but you know what the worst part is?
Hyde: Watching your parents split up and knowing there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
Donna: Exactly. And you know what else? My mom moved out of their bedroom, into the guest room.
Hyde: Yeah, it sucked when my dad split. But I can honestly say that my parents' divorce made me the man I am today.
Donna: Oh, man, am I going to go crazy and think the government's out to get me, too?
Hyde: The government is out to get you.
Quote from Bob
Bob: [enters] Hey, Donna, Eric, glad you're here. Great news.
Midge: Your father and I had sex.
Donna: Oh, my God.
Bob: In the car.
Donna: Oh, my God!
Eric: Well, that's... super! Hey, isn't that... Is that super, Donna?
Donna: So, are you guys, like, back together?
Bob: Oh, no.
Midge: Yeah, why ruin a good thing?