Carol: Horses are beautiful. And they're very smart. They can count, you know.
Kitty: Oh, honey, honey, you... You just... You just gotta shut up.
Ted: Speaking of, has anyone read Equus? I gave a copy to Midge, but, no offense, sweetie... It may be a little too deep for her.
Midge: Wait a minute. What do you mean, "No offense?"
Ted: Well, I mean, don't be offended.
Midge: Oh.
Bob: Listen, you insult my wife one more time, you're gonna be wearing your steak as a hat.
Ted: Hey, I... I'm sorry.
Midge: Oh, Bob, that was so sweet. Like in high school, when you used to hit people just for looking at me. Remember?
Bob: Of course I remember. I still have the scar from Joe Abbruzzi's dental plate.
Midge: [kisses Bob's hand] You big bear.
Bob: [growl] I, uh, left my wallet in the car, Midge.
Midge: I left my... sex with Bob in the car. Bye!
Red: Check, please! Ah. [hands check to Ted] There you go, that's for you. Come on, Kitty.