Hyde Quote #160
Fez: That's okay, Kelso. Let it out.
Kelso: I mean, it sucked, you know? Living this lie, pretending to be a year younger than I really am.
Hyde: Wait a minute. You're 18?
Kelso: Yeah. That's why I've always seemed more mature than you guys.
Hyde: Are you telling me that all this time you could have been buying us beer?
Fez: You bastard.
Kelso: What... No! It's not what you think.
Hyde: You're dead to me.
Kelso: But Eric ruined your life.
Hyde: And if I had a beer, I could be getting over it right now. Beer!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Halloween’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: So you're telling me that if I showed up at someone's house and say, "Trick or treat," they'll give me a free piece of candy?
All: Yes!
Fez: Oh, I don't believe you.
[cut to:]
Fez: Trick or treat. An apple? Where's my candy, you son of a bitch?
Quote from Hyde
Kelso: "A UNICEF contribution of 13 cents will feed a child for a month." Man, living in Africa must be great. Everything's so cheap.
Hyde: If you ask me, man, UNICEF's a scam.
Donna: If we ask you, everything's a scam.
Hyde: Everything is a scam.
Quote from Jackie
Jackie: Hey, you guys, you know what? My church is doing a haunted house.
Donna: I really don't think anyone's gonna be scared by a bunch of Episcopalians.
Kelso: Unless they have chainsaws. Let's go see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Jackie: Michael, I told you, I don't like Texans.