Fez: That's okay, Kelso. Let it out.
Kelso: I mean, it sucked, you know? Living this lie, pretending to be a year younger than I really am.
Hyde: Wait a minute. You're 18?
Kelso: Yeah. That's why I've always seemed more mature than you guys.
Hyde: Are you telling me that all this time you could have been buying us beer?
Fez: You bastard.
Kelso: What... No! It's not what you think.
Hyde: You're dead to me.
Kelso: But Eric ruined your life.
Hyde: And if I had a beer, I could be getting over it right now. Beer!