Kelso Quote #106
Quote from Kelso in The Velvet Rope
Kelso: So, you're saying that this stuff won't come off? Like, even if I cry? Man, that's great.
Jackie: Oh, Michael, you are the best doll I have ever had. You know what? I have the perfect gown for you.
Kelso: All right, Jackie, slow down. Okay, wearing lipstick is one thing, but a gown? That's kind of fruity.
Jackie: No, no, it's not, Michael. Bowie wears dresses. Joe Namath wears pantyhose.
Kelso: Jackie. No.
Jackie: I'll be right back.
Kelso: Jackie, I said no. All right. Nothing too girly, and I mean it! [applies lip gloss]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Velvet Rope’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Fez: People are so friendly around here. Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me.
Hyde: Yeah, for money, Fez.
Fez: I could not ask them for money. Or could I?
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Oh! No, no, I know. There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be like, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54.
Donna: My God, you guys, that's perfect.
Jackie: No, no, Michael, we can't go. My parents are gonna be out late tonight, and... We have to study.
Kelso: Study? Aw, what a gyp. I'm going to the club.
Jackie: No. No, no, Michael, you're coming over to my house tonight and we're gonna... "Study."
Kelso: Fine. I never get to do anything fun.
Hyde: My, God, you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I've gotta go study.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Honey, now I know, I know you've been just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so... I got you a present. Ta-da!
Red: You're Hired. "The essential guide for job hunting." Kitty... I don't need that. I've been working since I was 16. I fought in two wars. Hell, I killed people. I'm not saying that I didn't enjoy it.
Kitty: No, no, no, no. I just, you know, I just thought I'd give you a little edge.
Red: I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard-working.
Laurie: That's the trifecta of employability.
Red: Well, thanks, sweetie.