Kelso: So, you're saying that this stuff won't come off? Like, even if I cry? Man, that's great.
Jackie: Oh, Michael, you are the best doll I have ever had. You know what? I have the perfect gown for you.
Kelso: All right, Jackie, slow down. Okay, wearing lipstick is one thing, but a gown? That's kind of fruity.
Jackie: No, no, it's not, Michael. Bowie wears dresses. Joe Namath wears pantyhose.
Kelso: Jackie. No.
Jackie: I'll be right back.
Kelso: Jackie, I said no. All right. Nothing too girly, and I mean it! [applies lip gloss]