Eric Quote #958
Quote from Eric in 2000 Light Years from Home
Mr. Bray: Hello? Oh, hi. How are you? I'm Eric's guidance counselor. I just came over with some papers for him.
Red: You look familiar. Do you live around here? 'Cause I see you drive up and down the street all the time.
Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, I see you emptying your trash in your bathrobe all the time, but I keep it to myself, okay? Eric, I brought you a brochure with some survival tips on Africa.
Kitty: Funny, they don't have brochures with survival tips on Wisconsin. That's because death isn't hiding behind every bush.
Eric: Mom, please.
Mr. Bray: I'm sorry if Eric's trip has upset anyone.
Kitty: It's upset everyone.
Red: Well, I'm not upset, I'm tickled pink.
Mr. Bray: What about Donna? How's Donna doing?
Eric: I don't know. She's not even talking to me.
Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her. But I think maybe a gentle word from me might just calm her down, or send her into the arms of someone else.
Eric: No, you know what? You're not gonna talk to her. I'm gonna go talk to her. [exits]
Mr. Bray: [groans] [sits down] So, you guys have a daughter?
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‘2000 Light Years from Home’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.
Quote from Jackie
Eric: So, the upshot is I have absolutely no money for college.
Donna: Eric, don't worry, there are plenty of ways to get money for school.
Hyde: Yeah, man, you could always get a football scholarship.
Jackie: Hey, look, he weighs about as much as a football, and people do like to kick him.
Quote from Jackie
Hyde: WB, what the hell were you thinking?
William: I don't know, I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders.
Jackie: Look, he means, why did you promote that whore, Angie?
William: You mean my daughter Angie?
Jackie: I stand by my statement. You can't hit a girl.