Kelso: Look, man, tell Donna to just lay off, okay? Africa is gonna be awesome. You know, they have this bug over there that burrows into your brain, and it lays, like, a thousand eggs. And then, when the eggs hatch, they, like, shoot out of your head like little worm bullets.
Eric: Kelso, those worms aren't in Africa. They're on the planet Zorgon, which is from a comic book that you wrote.
Kelso: Just trying to generate a little buzz.

Hyde: Look, if this is about me not being professional, I've already told you, bottle rocket Friday nights are over.
William: Steven, I'm moving Angie to Milwaukee to get her away from the customers. I love my little girl, but you're the one who should be running that store. So, it's yours.
Hyde: Whoa. Thanks, man.
Jackie: Oh, my God, I own a record store!
Hyde: No, I own a record store.
William: Actually, I own a record store.
Jackie: I own one-third of a record store.
William: Moving Angie here is gonna work out for everybody. See, I just got into this real snooty country club, and they don't think I'm gonna be there much. But I'm gonna be there all day, every day, and I'm bringing friends. So I need somebody around here looking after things, while I'm out making white people uncomfortable.

Hyde: WB, what the hell were you thinking?
William: I don't know, I thought I'd try a new thing with my shoulders.
Jackie: Look, he means, why did you promote that whore, Angie?
William: You mean my daughter Angie?
Jackie: I stand by my statement. You can't hit a girl.