Quote from Eric in 2000 Light Years from Home
Mr. Bray: Hello? Oh, hi. How are you? I'm Eric's guidance counselor. I just came over with some papers for him. Red: You look familiar. Do you live around here? 'Cause I see you drive up and down the street all the time. Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, I see you emptying your trash in your bathrobe all the time, but I keep it to myself, okay? Eric, I brought you a brochure with some survival tips on Africa. Kitty: Funny, they don't have brochures with survival tips on Wisconsin. That's because death isn't hiding behind every bush. Eric: Mom, please. Mr. Bray: I'm sorry if Eric's trip has upset anyone. Kitty: It's upset everyone. Red: Well, I'm not upset, I'm tickled pink. Mr. Bray: What about Donna? How's Donna doing? Eric: I don't know. She's not even talking to me. Mr. Bray: Yeah, well, you know, sometimes I think she just kind of lets her fiery emotions get the best of her. But I think maybe a gentle word from me might just calm her down, or send her into the arms of someone else. Eric: No, you know what? You're not gonna talk to her. I'm gonna go talk to her. [exits] Mr. Bray: [groans] [sits down] So, you guys have a daughter?