Hyde Quote #565
Hyde: Well, since we can't bring these presents through the front door, looks like the chimney's the only way in.
Fez: I love being on a rooftop. You can really see the whole town spread out in front of you. It really is a crappy town, isn't it?
Hyde: All right, who's gonna take the plunge?
Kelso: Not me. If we were jumping off the roof, I'd do it, but... This just seems foolish.
Eric: You know what? I'll do it. I've always wanted to save the day by sliding down a chimney. That opportunity comes up surprisingly rarely. All right. I'm gonna do this. Okay, looks like it might be kind of a tight fit. I don't know if I'm gonna fit all the way... [screams] down! [thud] [o.s.] All right. Toss down the toys.
Hyde: Uh, it's okay, Forman, we're just gonna sneak them in through the back door.
Kelso: There's a back door?
Hyde: Yeah, I saw it on the way in. I just wanted to see one of you guys go down the chimney.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Hyde
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.