Hyde Quote #561
Hyde: Yeah, Fez. What about my Christmas, man? I mean, I'd wake up in the morning, rush out in my PJs, and find what strange man Santa had left laying underneath my mother.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Winter’ Quotes
Quote from Jackie
Bob: Tell you what. Santa will bring you the bike for Christmas if you go bring Santa a hoagie. [boy runs off] You know what I'd really like for Christmas? Patty Ryals.
Jackie: All you men ever think about is what you want. What about what we want? Boys never grow up. You know, one minute they agree to go to a party with you, and the next, they're in a basement full of stolen toys. And you're no better. Sitting there pretending to be Santa Claus.
Boy: You're not Santa Claus?
Donna: No. No, no, he is. He is, it's just that she is the evil Ice Witch. Come on, let's get you some grown-up punch.
Quote from Eric
Fez: I just don't feel right about taking these toys away from kids.
Eric: Oh, but, Fez, this could be the Christmas that I never had. My parents wouldn't get me cool stuff when I was a kid. Every year, I got a raincoat. And then, to make sure it worked, we had to go outside and Red would spray me with the hose.
Quote from Kitty
Kitty: Okay, girls, time to get to the party.
Donna: Well, Jackie, look, I think Eric and Hyde are feeling the pressures of life, and they want to have one last blowout.
Jackie: Okay, Steven does not need a blowout, he needs a kick in the nads.
Kitty: It's Christmas. At holiday time, we say, "He needs a kick in the sleigh bells."