Hyde: Well, since we can't bring these presents through the front door, looks like the chimney's the only way in.
Fez: I love being on a rooftop. You can really see the whole town spread out in front of you. It really is a crappy town, isn't it?
Hyde: All right, who's gonna take the plunge?
Kelso: Not me. If we were jumping off the roof, I'd do it, but... This just seems foolish.
Eric: You know what? I'll do it. I've always wanted to save the day by sliding down a chimney. That opportunity comes up surprisingly rarely. All right. I'm gonna do this. Okay, looks like it might be kind of a tight fit. I don't know if I'm gonna fit all the way... [screams] down! [thud] [o.s.] All right. Toss down the toys.
Hyde: Uh, it's okay, Forman, we're just gonna sneak them in through the back door.
Kelso: There's a back door?
Hyde: Yeah, I saw it on the way in. I just wanted to see one of you guys go down the chimney.