Fez Quote #718
Quote from Fez in It's Only Rock and Roll
Eric: We're too late. He suffered a massive horny attack.
Hyde: We're gonna need some Gatorade and a couple of ice packs.
Fez: Back off! They're mine! They're all mine!
Kelso: Fez, we're here to help you. All right, you need to stop, 'cause people gotta sit on this couch.
Jackie: Okay, I say we put him and the couch out on the curb.
Eric: No. Look, Fez. [Fez whimpers] There's a reason that these magazines only come once a month. You have to pace yourself. Do something else besides look at pornography.
Fez: What kind of a life is that? [picks up box] By the way, any plans you had with me, they're now off. Until further notice. [exits]
That '70s Show Quotes
‘It's Only Rock and Roll’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Eric: Look, Mom, maybe you should stop worrying about everyone else so much and start thinking about yourself. Maybe you should find something to enrich your life. Oh, may I suggest the teachings of the Jedi?
Red: And may I suggest the footing of your ass?
Eric: This is not the ass you're looking for. See, now you don't know what to do.
Quote from Midge
Kitty: What are you two doing?
Donna: It's tai chi. It's an ancient form of exercise and meditation.
Midge: It originated in the Far East, in a place called Los Angeles.
Quote from Bob
Kitty: I really don't see what the big deal is, Bob.
Bob: We brought this tray over to you full of cookies. You should have brought it back full of cookies. That's all I'm saying.