Eric: We're too late. He suffered a massive horny attack.
Hyde: We're gonna need some Gatorade and a couple of ice packs.
Fez: Back off! They're mine! They're all mine!
Kelso: Fez, we're here to help you. All right, you need to stop, 'cause people gotta sit on this couch.
Jackie: Okay, I say we put him and the couch out on the curb.
Eric: No. Look, Fez. [Fez whimpers] There's a reason that these magazines only come once a month. You have to pace yourself. Do something else besides look at pornography.
Fez: What kind of a life is that? [picks up box] By the way, any plans you had with me, they're now off. Until further notice. [exits]