Donna Quote #327

Quote from Donna in My Wife

Donna: So working at a strip club.
Casey: Yeah. I finally found a way to cash in on my good looks without having to humiliate myself.
Donna: No, you're not humiliating yourself. I mean, you're not the naked guy. You're the guy who introduces the naked guy.
Casey: Yeah. So I'm surprised to see you're still in town. You know, you'd always talked about getting outta here. I always thought you'd be someplace more glamorous by now, like Paris or Reno.
Donna: Well, I've got Eric and my job and a great place to live in and/or pull behind a car. I mean, it's not what I expected, but it's definitely the right thing to do.
[later:]
Donna: [slurs] You know, that trailer is tiny, and I need room to roam. [sings] Born free As free as the something free [talks] You know, this town is so small, I don't even know what free is.
Casey: Yeah. Look, listen, I've been other places, and it's not that great. I mean, since I came back here, I've got it made... Free drinks, I can borrow any of these freaky costumes when I want. And... Plus, you know, it's showbiz.
Donna: Yeah. So you're happy here.
Casey: Yeah, and you will be, too. And don't worry, you know, by the time you have a few kids, you'll probably be living in a much bigger trailer.

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Quote from Fez

Eric: You know, I can't stop thinking about what Donna's doing. The only reason she's still in Point Place is 'cause of me. If it weren't for me, she'd probably be on the other side of the world by now.
Fez: Hey, I grew up on that side of the world, and it's no picnic. Although when you eat every meal on the ground, I suppose, technically it is a picnic.

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: You know, I don't understand why chicks don't like guys to look at strippers. I mean, these women are artists. It's like Leonardo or Da Vinci.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: So, Donna, you and the gals getting together for a big shindig?
Donna: Well, Jackie might be planning... No, wait. She doesn't do things for other people.
Kitty: Well, let me plan your bachelorette party. Oh, we went absolutely bonkers at mine. [laughs] All my girlfriends came over for a sewing bee, and then my friend Gloria gave me my first sip of hard cider.
Donna: Boy, you girls are crazy.
Kitty: Well, back then, we had some morals, not like you girls today... Loose, throwing it around town like the paperboy.