Fez Quote #485

Quote from Fez in Nobody's Fault But Mine

Fez: Here's your car license, motorcycle license, boat license, license to operate a forklift, a cut-the-line pass and a free D.M.V. pen. If you turn it over, the little car parallel parks.
Mitch: Oh. And here's the negatives of you and Kelso grabbing each other's asses.
Fez: Hey, we were happy because we caught a fish. If they do it in football, why can't we do it in fishing?
Mitch: "Blue bit bushball in bishing"? What? Where you from, man?

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Quote from Donna

Kelso: Okay. If you had bad news that could hurt someone that you cared about, what would you do?
Donna: Kelso, just leave the poor girl an anonymous note and tell her she needs a shot of penicillin.
Kelso: Donna. Okay. Someone I know cheated on someone else I know.
Donna: Did Eric cheat on me? I will snap that little monkey like a twig!