Fez Quote #461
Quote from Fez in No Quarter
Donna: Jackie! Jackie!
Jackie: [wakes up] Hmm?
Donna: I heard something underneath my bed.
Jackie: Fez?
Fez: [o.s.] [imitates cat] Meow!
Donna: Fez, the cat's outside.
Fez: [o.s.] [imitates dog] Woof, woof?
[Jackie and Donna drag Fez out from under the bed]
Fez: Please, let me stay. I promise I won't make a sound. Well, I do make some sounds, but they're happy sounds!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘No Quarter’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: You know, it occurs to me that since I paid the allowance that bought those records in the first place, that money's mine.
Eric: Well, it occurs to me that possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Red: Keep up with the smart mouth, and my foot will be 9/10ths of the way up your ass.
Hyde: You know, Forman, you should write a book: Things My Father Threatened To Put In My Ass. "Chapter One: His Foot." I'd buy that.
Quote from Red
Bob: Here you go. One general-issue military cot slightly used from my days in the National Guard.
Red: Well, it's good to know that the National Guard was getting a good night's sleep while I was in the South Pacific dodging bullets and using coral as toilet paper!
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Jackie, I thought you were gonna put everything away.
Jackie: I did. The hardest thing was finding room for my shoes. But then I realized I could just fit them inside your shoes.