Eric Quote #614

Quote from Eric in The Battle of Evermore

Joanne: Let's get started. "To make room for a new trading post, Paul Bunyan needs to clear-cut 200 acres of forest. The first team to chop 25 logs wings." And chop!
[Eric struggles to remove the ax from the stump]
Eric: Um, excuse me. My ax is stuck.
Charlie: Way to go, Mitch.
Mitch: That's right! We bad!
Charlie: Oh, yeah, we bad!
Red: Pull the ax out, Eric.
Eric: I can't. It's really stuck in there.
Red: And you think you're ready to be married. You can't even chop wood. What are you gonna do for heat in the winter, burn comic books?
Eric: Hmm, I don't know. I guess I would probably just turn on the heater!

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 ‘The Battle of Evermore’ Quotes

Quote from Red

Red: So, I guess this is the way an immature, engaged, high school dumbass with no car, no job and no money trims the hedges.
Hyde: That was like eight burns in one sentence.
Donna: An octo-burn. Let's get the hell out of here.

Quote from Eric

Red: You know, we're getting killed here thanks to your screwing up that last event. All you had to do was build a cabin out of Lincoln Logs.
Eric: Well, I thought I'd score some extra points by building the Millennium Falcon.
Red: The Millennium what? If that's a Star Wars thing, I'm gonna kick you in the ass.
Eric: It's not a Star Wars thing. It's a very rare falcon that can do the Kessel Run in under six parsecs.

Quote from Hyde

[circle:]
Hyde: I can't close my mouth. Can you close your mouth? It's really starting to freak me out. Leo's the best.
Kelso: Leo made me a grilled cheese once. He used butter and made the crust extra toasty. He forgot cheese. I'm gonna miss that grilled-cheese-making son of a bitch.
Jackie: You know, one time, I heard Leo talking on the phone and he was speaking Chinese. So I said, "Leo, stop speaking Chinese." So he turned around, and it wasn't Leo. It was a Chinese guy. [sighs] You know, I'll never forget that.
Fez: I'm just sad I'll never get to see his face when I tell him I did it with Nina. Actually, I'd like to see my face when I do it with Nina. I bet I look like a stallion.
Hyde: So today we sit in this circle in honor of Leo. He was my boss. He was my friend. He was my connection. To Leo.
All: To Leo!