Eric Quote #524

Quote from Eric in I Can't Quit You, Baby

Eric: Hey, check it out. I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake came fresh out of the oven. And when I think crumb cake, I think Bob.
Bob: Uh-huh. What do you want?
Eric: I want to talk to you about Donna and that Catholic school.
Bob: Crumb cake isn't gonna get me to change my mind.
Eric: Are you sure? [sniffs] Those are real crumbs.
Bob: She's going to that school, and that's final.
Eric: Okay. Fine. But know this. I am prepared to fight this with every fiber of my being.
[Eric hears a choir singing as Donna walks into the kitchen in her Catholic school uniform]
Eric: On the other hand... you- you can't put a price on a good education.

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 ‘I Can't Quit You, Baby’ Quotes

Quote from Bob

Bob: A little time apart will do you kids some good. So, Donna, I transferred you to the Catholic high school, Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.
Donna: What?
Bob: That's right. You're starting this week so you better get out your Bible and brush up on your Ten Commandments and that thing about the dwarfs.

Quote from Red

Eric: Look, Dad, I need my car. Don't you remember when you were in high school? I bet you had some good times driving around senior year with your friends.
Red: My senior year, I was driving a gunboat around Okinawa. And if you count the Japanese snipers as my friends... then, yes, I had some good times.
Kitty: You have to understand, Eric. It's not that your father's trying to be a bad guy. It's just that he's been irreparably damaged by war.

Quote from Red

Red: Of all the dumbass stunts you kids ever pulled, this little California adventure takes the dumbass cake!