Eric: Hey, check it out. I was at the bakery, and this crumb cake came fresh out of the oven. And when I think crumb cake, I think Bob.
Bob: Uh-huh. What do you want?
Eric: I want to talk to you about Donna and that Catholic school.
Bob: Crumb cake isn't gonna get me to change my mind.
Eric: Are you sure? [sniffs] Those are real crumbs.
Bob: She's going to that school, and that's final.
Eric: Okay. Fine. But know this. I am prepared to fight this with every fiber of my being.
[Eric hears a choir singing as Donna walks into the kitchen in her Catholic school uniform]
Eric: On the other hand... you- you can't put a price on a good education.