Laurie Quote #15

Quote from Laurie in A New Hope

Laurie: Hey, little brother, I made out with Kelso.
Eric: Shut up!
Laurie: What is wrong with you?
Eric: Everything's wrong. Donna's mad at me and the plant's closing, Dad's out of a job.
Laurie: Oh, wow. Guess this is a bad time to tell him I flunked out of college.
Eric: You know what, Laurie? I cannot believe that you're the favorite.
Laurie: Yeah, doesn't it kick ass?

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 ‘A New Hope’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzie, man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.

Quote from Kitty

Kitty: Where's Eric?
Red: Uh... I don't know.
Kitty: I think you do know, Red.
Red: All right, Kitty. Some kid's been hitting on Donna so he went to fight him. But it's no big deal.
Kitty: No big deal? You men are such Neanderthals! Fighting over a woman. It's ridiculous. It's like that time at that beach when that lifeguard pinched my fanny. You just had to lay him out, didn't you?
Red: Well, yeah.
Kitty: Well, how do you think I felt, Red? Watching you stand over that poor man, your eyes burning with intensity, your- your suntanned muscles gleaming like a bronzed god.
[Red and Kitty turn to each other and then run up the stairs]

Quote from Kelso

Kelso: There's no way it's better than The Planet of the Apes. I mean, those apes were really good actors.