Laurie: Hey, little brother, I made out with Kelso.
Eric: Shut up!
Laurie: What is wrong with you?
Eric: Everything's wrong. Donna's mad at me and the plant's closing, Dad's out of a job.
Laurie: Oh, wow. Guess this is a bad time to tell him I flunked out of college.
Eric: You know what, Laurie? I cannot believe that you're the favorite.
Laurie: Yeah, doesn't it kick ass?