Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzie, man, it's Star Wars.
Fez: Screw that.

Kitty: Where's Eric?
Red: Uh... I don't know.
Kitty: I think you do know, Red.
Red: All right, Kitty. Some kid's been hitting on Donna so he went to fight him. But it's no big deal.
Kitty: No big deal? You men are such Neanderthals! Fighting over a woman. It's ridiculous. It's like that time at that beach when that lifeguard pinched my fanny. You just had to lay him out, didn't you?
Red: Well, yeah.
Kitty: Well, how do you think I felt, Red? Watching you stand over that poor man, your eyes burning with intensity, your- your suntanned muscles gleaming like a bronzed god.
[Red and Kitty turn to each other and then run up the stairs]

[dream sequence:]
Red: Now remember, a Jedi is his own master. His own master. His own master. A Jedi's power lies within his own-
Eric: Are you even listening to me? What? Yes. You were saying: "May the force be with me."
Red: No, I did not. Jedi Knight. [scoffs] Jedi dumbass.
Hyde: Luke, man I don't mean to bum you out, but I just saw Princess Leia cruise around with Darth Vader in his tie-fighter. Right, Chewie?
Kelso: [growls] Man, this totally sucks! I should be Han.
Hyde: Hey, quit whining. [punches Kelso]
Kitty: Will somebody get that? You know what? Why don't I just get it myself? [laughs] Honey, it's Darth Vader.
Eric: Thanks, Mom.
Jackie: Oh, my God you guys just gotta come over to the dark side.
Fez: They have free food.
Eric: All right, what have you done with Princess Leia?
Donna: Hey, guys.
Eric: Leia, what are you doing with Darth Vader?
Donna: Oh, we're, um, just friends, Luke. He's nice. I think you'd really like him.
Eric: No, I wouldn't!
David: Give me a chance, Luke.
Eric: [chokes] Look. Hello? He's choking me with his mind, here. That's, like, yeah, evil. [all laugh]