Kitty Quote #74

Quote from Kitty in Career Day

Kitty: Could someone help me get Mr. Anderson on the gurney, please?
Eric: I'll give you a hand, Mom. Okay. So, what's wrong with him?
Kitty: He's dead.
Eric: Oh, my- What? Didn't we just see this guy a half an hour ago?
Kitty: Oh, um, honey, he was dead then. I didn't have the heart to tell you. I'm so sorry you didn't get a chance to meet him.
Eric: Wait, Mr. Anderson? Isn't this the guy you always talked about at dinner? The guy whose daughter just got married?
Kitty: Yeah. Yeah, he just showed me the pictures. It was a beautiful wedding. I'm gonna miss him. So, okay, you grab that end, and let's get moving. We have to serve dinner in 20 minutes.

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 ‘Career Day’ Quotes

Quote from Fez

Donna: So, what do you guys want to do when you graduate?
Eric: Oh, um... Not touch dead people, ever.
Fez: I want to go back to my homeland with all that knowledge I have learned in Wisconsin and rule with an iron fist.

Quote from Jackie

Red: Come on, Jackie! Harder! Come on, give it all you got. Yeah!
Jackie: Oh, my God, I did it! I did it! I'm changing a tire! [gasps] I feel like Nancy Drew.
Red: Well, a girl needs to know what to do in an emergency. You know, I'm surprised your father hasn't taught you this already.
Jackie: Yeah. Well, Daddy works really hard, so he doesn't spend a lot of time with me. But he did promise me a Mustang for my birthday. So I love him.
Red: You know, Jackie, I've been a father a long time, so trust me when I tell you this. The Mustang's front end is problematic. Get yourself a Firebird.

Quote from Bob

Bob: You picked a good day to do this, Donna. We're starting a three-day promotional sale. You'll finally get to see why they call me Bargain Bob.
Donna: Yeah, Dad, 'cause that's been a real stumper.
Bob: [chuckles] Ooh, you're such a cutie. Well, you keep your eyes peeled and your pencil sharp because you're gonna learn how a serious businessman operates. Oh, good, the clowns are here.