Eric Quote #105
Kelso: I mean, this is scary, man. I might have to get married.
Hyde: Not just married. Married to Jackie. That's freaking terrifying.
Kelso: Okay, I am never having sex again.
Eric: Yeah, good one.
Kelso: No, I'm- I'm serious, man. It's just not worth it. Just wait, Eric. This could so easily happen to you.
Eric: I don't think so. I'd probably have to have sex first.
Kelso: It's just not fair.
Eric: You're telling me. I want to have sex.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘The Pill’ Quotes
Quote from Kitty
Red: You've got strange thoughts in your little head, mister, and that Donna's a nice girl.
Kitty: Red, you are giving him the wrong idea about sex. It's not dirty.
Red: But it's not clean, either.
Kitty: Okay, cleanliness. Now, that reminds me, always make sure your nails are trimmed and clean. Oh, foreplay is very important.
Red: No, it's not.
Kitty: Yes. It is.
Quote from Jackie
Donna: Well, why didn't you, like, you know, use something?
Jackie: Look, I would have but my cousin Carla told me that I could not get pregnant for eight days after my period.
Donna: Okay. Eight days after your first day or your last day?
Jackie: I don't know. Carla never called me back. Oh, my God, Donna, having this child is gonna ruin my whole life.
Donna: Well, yeah.
Jackie: I'll have to wear flats, I'll gain weight, I'll be too fat to cheer.
Donna: Not to mention the fact you'll have a baby to take care of.
Quote from Fez
Fez: And Jackie's mukatots will get huge.
Hyde: Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?
Fez: Feet. They will get long as well as wide. Very gratifying.
Hyde: You foreign freak.