Kelso: I mean, this is scary, man. I might have to get married.
Hyde: Not just married. Married to Jackie. That's freaking terrifying.
Kelso: Okay, I am never having sex again.
Eric: Yeah, good one.
Kelso: No, I'm- I'm serious, man. It's just not worth it. Just wait, Eric. This could so easily happen to you.
Eric: I don't think so. I'd probably have to have sex first.
Kelso: It's just not fair.
Eric: You're telling me. I want to have sex.