Jackie Quote #237
Quote from Jackie in Jackie's Cheese Squeeze
Jackie: You know what? I don't think so. See, I may have kissed Todd but you knew about it all along and didn't tell Michael. And that is way worse than what I did.
Eric: Wait, what?
Jackie: Yeah. See, girlfriends are supposed to lie. That's what we do. But best friends are supposed to be loyal, and you weren't. So guess what? You're screwed, 'cause I'm telling Michael everything!
Eric: You wouldn't.
Jackie: Oh, I so would!
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah!
Eric: Oh, yeah?
Jackie: Yeah!
Eric: Well... Well... Well, this certainly blew up in my face!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Jackie's Cheese Squeeze’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Eric: So, hey, Jackie, how's it going down at the cheese shop? You must be so tired from giving it away at the mall. [Donna, Fez & Hyde laugh]
Fez: What are you laughing at?
Hyde: I don't know. What are you laughing at?
Fez: I don't know.
Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Donna: I don't know.
Kelso: [laughs]
Donna, Fez & Hyde: What are you laughing at?
Kelso: I really don't know.
Quote from Eric
Jackie: Eric, did you get a haircut? 'Cause I love it. You look just like Parker Stevenson.
Eric: Oh, really? 'Cause I told the guy that he should- No, no, no! That's not gonna work, tramp-face. I saw tongue.
Jackie: Okay, Eric, I know you and I don't have the best relationship.
Eric: You mean, I hate you, and you hate me.
Jackie: Right. So, let's turn over a new leaf by you never telling Michael what you think you just saw.
Eric: Hmm. Or I could just torture you with this information until I'm bored.
Jackie: Eric.
Eric: Okay, you know what? I'll make you a deal. You can buy two guaranteed hours of silence by carving this wheel of cheddar into a handsome likeness of me. And go.
Quote from Red
Kitty: Red, dinner's ready.
Red: Five more minutes, Kitty. A bunch of birds threw a "crap on my Corvette" party. If I don't get it off, the paint will oxidize. Oxidize!
Kitty: Well, why don't you just put the car in the garage?
Red: Because if I put the car in the garage, I can't see it from the dinner table. Kitty, don't give advice about things you don't understand!
Kitty: Okay. I'm the crazy one.