Eric Quote #449
Quote from Eric in An Eric Forman Christmas
Eric: Oh, well, if it isn't the dill-holes of Christmas past, present and future.
Donna: We came to talk to you about the pageant. Dave said he'll un-fire you.
Pastor Dave: 'Cause I'm cool.
Donna: And we'll do the pageant however you want.
Leo: Yeah, I set 'em straight, man.
Hyde: Look, Forman, just come on back, all right?
Jackie: Yeah, it'll be fun.
Donna: Yeah. We can all be together. I mean, it's Christmas, you know? [singsong] Plus, we got you a present.
Eric: Oh, man. A cassette deck. You guys, thanks.
Donna: So, you'll come back?
Eric: Yeah, okay.
Fez: Oh. Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘An Eric Forman Christmas’ Quotes
Quote from Red
Red: Bob, your decorations are in the dumpster behind the liquor store.
Bob: Thanks, Red. If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss you.
Red: Yeah, well, if I had "mistlefoot," it'd be in your ass. [laughs]
Kitty: You know what I would like for Christmas? No more talk about you putting your foot in other people's rear ends.
Red: Maybe next year, Kitty.
Quote from Hyde
Eric: Guys, check this out. It looks just like when we were kids. And look, the wise-men gifts: gold, myrrh, and- [sniffs] Hyde, I think this one's yours.
Hyde: That'd be my baggie of frankincense.
Quote from Red
[As Red sneaks back into the house draped in Christmas decorations, he screams as he turns around and sees Kitty]
Kitty: Red, are you stealing Bob's Christmas decorations?
Red: It's only stealing if you, uh... if you keep it. I'm throwing all this crap away.
Kitty: Oh, my God. I'm married to the Grinch. I'm Mrs. Grinch.
Red: Well, as long as you're not Mrs. Tattletale, we'll be fine.